Signs you...

...watch too much T.V.

You eat a Mentos's hoping it will give you the inspiration to solve your problems.

You wrote a letter to the Governor explaining that those guys
from Prison Break are innocent and who the real bad guys are.

You don't worry about corrupt government officials. You know that Jack Bauer will take care of them in a few hours or so.

You go to the store and realize you're still holding the remote.

You believe that the world was once Black and White.

After someone says something funny you pause for the laugh track.

Sometimes you turn and address the "audience" like Malcolm and Clarissa.

You believe Real Life to be overrated, not to mention a shameless rip-off of the "Real World".

You're already to the mail box when you realize that your neighbors; unlike people on T.V., can see that you're just in your underwear.


...play too many video games.

You can't dance without scrolling arrows.

When you are about to do something difficult, your first instinct is to save.

You've attempted a double jump.

You have no qualms about eating a roasted turkey that you found on the ground.

You're downtown and think "This is just like SimCity?"

When you hear people telling war stories, you tell them about the time you stormed Castle Wolfenstein and killed Hitler.

You refer to your job as "Level Grinding".